I found this absolutely hysterical! I read it on the Rumor Queen site and just had to post it.
Symptoms those in the "referral holding pattern" are prone to;
1. CSA - Chair shaped arse - resulting from an inability to move away from the computer - even when sleeping
2. HPO - Hideous Pimple Outbreaks - from excessive quantites of chocolate inhaled at 1/2 hour intervals due to raw nerves
3. APB - Allocation Pattern baldness - from the relentless removal of head hair from the root
4. Bleeding from the ears - From a tendency to repeatedly place fingers in the ears while shouting "la,la,la, I can't hear you" whenever your wait to referral increases
5. PBS - Plump Blimpie Syndrome - the result of #1 and #2 combined
6. RCS - Roller Coaster Stomach - no explaination needed!
The only known cure for these symptoms is a couple of tylenol (or a bottle of wine, your choice) and a referral!
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